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Joke of the Day: Malaysia Boleh!

Monday, July 18, 2005

Here's something that will cheer you up on a Monday! Image hosted by Photobucket.com

After digging to a depth of 100m last year, Indonesian scientists found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.

So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, Singapore scientists dug 200m, and headlines on Straits Times read: "Singapore scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Indonesians."

One week later, a Malaysian scientist (who declined to be named), reported the following: "After digging as deep as 500m, Malaysian scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago,their ancestors were already using wireless mobile phones!"

MALAYSIA BOLEH!
posted by Ivan Choe, 2:52 pm

3 Comments:

LMAO!!! GOOD ONE WEI !!! mind i copy to my blog ? of coz with a link to you la can ar ?
commented by Blogger Wingz, 7/18/2005 03:03:00 pm

 

[wingz] go ahead :)
commented by Blogger Ivan, 7/19/2005 01:45:00 pm

 

Ivan:
I am a Malaysian in US who accidentally came to your blog after searching online for articles on Malaysian English. You have really funny articles about Malaysia and it reminds me so much of home.
Have fun in Brisbane.
My homepage is
http://www.livejournal.com/users/joylee3721 if you are interested to visit.

Joyce
commented by Anonymous Anonymous, 8/11/2005 09:41:00 pm

 

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