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Dumb and Dumber

Friday, January 30, 2009

Two New Zealand prisoners who were handcuffed together as they fled a courthouse foiled their own getaway when they ran to opposite sides of a light pole, slammed into each other and fell to the ground.

Their escapade yesterday was captured by a CCTV camera. Grainy footage of the escapade was billed as "one of the worst escape attempts ever seen".


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posted by Ivan, 4:59 pm | link | 5 comments |

Bush's Accomplishments?

Monday, January 12, 2009

In just over one week, we will witness the next stage in the remarkable evolving role of Barack Obama as he is sworn in as America’s 44th president.

That would also mean that George W. Bush will finally leave office. In an interview yesterday, he told Fox News that he is proud of his accomplishments. However, he leaves office with low public approval ratings, and turns over to his successor a nation that is at war and in the midst of an economic crisis. *whew*

This reminds me of a joke I got a couple of months ago...

An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that wecan take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have himlooking for work in six weeks..."

A German doctor says "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of oneperson, put it in another, and have him looking for work in fourweeks..."

A Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that wecan take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and havethem both looking for work in two weeks..."

The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys are way behind, werecently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the WORLD is looking for work!


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posted by Ivan, 6:07 pm | link | 3 comments |

Death Star Canteen

Monday, January 05, 2009

It's been awhile since I posted a funny video! Check this one out... it's been out for quite awhile and was circulated via emails awhile back. Love it! Thanks to the wonders of technology, I can embed it on my blog!

hahaha... Jeff Vader.

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posted by Ivan, 8:04 pm | link | 3 comments |

Happy New Year 2009~!~!!

Thursday, January 01, 2009

Good Bye 2008! I had a forgettable 2008... let's just hope 2009 will be a little better.

Happy New Year!! :D


posted by Ivan, 12:58 am | link | 3 comments |