My twitter Updates
Happy New Year 2007!
Sunday, December 31, 2006

The fireworks display in Brisbane went on for only 10 mins and there were only 2 noticable barges used for the fireworks... bleh... boring!
Anyways... Have a good year ahead and enjoy the New Year!

Funny Modified Car
Saturday, December 30, 2006


OH... Have a HAPPY NEW YEAR as well, PUNY HUMANS!

Fantastic Four 2 Trailer
Wednesday, December 27, 2006


Blessed Christmas!
Sunday, December 24, 2006

Oh... the photo below is a BIG tomato that we hung outside our boss' room while he's out on meeting. heh heh...


Things a department store Santa doesn't want to hear from kids
Friday, December 22, 2006

"Remember me? I'm the kid with the weak bladder"
"Oh, by the way, if I don't get a Wii, I'm gonna hunt you down, old man"
"I love you Kenny Rogers"
"Frankly I'm just here to humor my parents"
"While I'm talking to you, my mom is shoplifting blouses"
"Mom says you're my real daddy"
Ohh.. If I don't see you guys in the next few days... Have a Happy Christmas!~!!

Words of Wisdom from Guru G
Thursday, December 21, 2006

Never argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Funny Running Polar Bear
Tuesday, December 19, 2006


Time magazine's 'Person of the Year' is...
Monday, December 18, 2006

This year, you have been named Time magazine "Person of the Year" for the explosive growth and influence of user-generated internet content such as blogs, video-file sharing site YouTube and social network MySpace.
"For seizing the reins of the global media, for founding and framing the new digital democracy, for working for nothing and beating the pros at their own game, Time's Person of the Year for 2006 is you," the magazine's Lev Grossman wrote.

The magazine has put a mirror on the cover of its "Person of the Year" issue, released on Monday, "because it literally reflects the idea that you, not us, are transforming the information age," editor Richard Stengel said.
You beat out candidates including Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, China's President Hu Jintao, North Korean leader Kim Jong-il and James Baker, the former US Secretary of State who led Washington's bipartisan Iraq Study Group.
IMHO... I think this year's choice is a little gimmicky.

What a Wii-kend!
Sunday, December 17, 2006

So far, almost everyone who 'test-drive' my Wii have been pretty impressed by the console and seem to enjoy Wii Sports. Can't blame 'em.


Problem with screen saver
Saturday, December 16, 2006

Dear wise Guru G,
I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!
Please enlighten,
...?

Signs that Santa hates you
Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Here are some SIGNS that NAVI's GOOD friend SANTA hates you;
Every kid gets a candy cane, you get a ball of rusty barbed wire
He brings you a new car -- right through the living room wall
His expression doesn't seem to be "jolly" so much as "seething and vengeful"
FBI bursts into your house saying, "We got a tip from Santa Claus you're hiding Mullah Omar"
You're being stalked by an elf hitman
You spend ten minutes telling him what you want -- he says, "Oh, I'm sorry, were you talking to me?"
Your stocking is ticking...

Movie Review: The Holiday
Tuesday, December 12, 2006

The Holiday is the latest romantic comedy from writer-director Nancy Meyers (Something's Gotta Give, What Women Want). WARNING to guys... this is a cute romantic chick flick comedy. Nonetheless, it is a sweet and elegant little film about love, passion and the joys of finding the right person.
Ratings (Scale of 1 to 5, 5 being the highest)
Cast : 3
Sound : 3
Picture : 4
Storyline: 4
OVERALL : 3.5

Funny Sign: Use your Brain
Monday, December 11, 2006

PUNY HUMANS I find your sign boards... HUMOROUS.
Ths ONE for example... reveals the SIZE of your PUNY HUMAN brain... BWAHAHAHA!


Words of Wisdom from Guru G
Friday, December 08, 2006

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have memory card.

My new Toy!
Thursday, December 07, 2006


Pretty awesome I must say. The package comes with a free Wii Sports game and I must say... I am impress with the technology! This 'next-gen' console opens up a whole new world of possibility and I am excited to see what the Nintendo developers will roll out in the next couple of months.
For now, I am gonna sweat it out on Wii Sports: Tennis.

Addictive Paper Plane Game
Wednesday, December 06, 2006

http://games.ninemsn.com.au/flightsimxgame/
Here's the trick... put ur plane right at the back, and let it go at the dotted line! Watch it go the distance...!
My best score so far is... let me know how you guys go.

EDIT:

YOUR miserable skills make me LAUGH!
TREMBLE at the score of the GLORIOUS NAVI!


Signs You Bought A Bad Computer
Monday, December 04, 2006

Runs on 200 size D batteries
Before you boot it up in the morning, you have to warm it up first
Runs on Windows '78
When you tell it to print, it tells you to go screw yourself
The mouse bit you
Wait... Where's the keyboard?!
It's made by IBN
BE WARNED HUMANS!

Hilarious Telemarketer Call
Sunday, December 03, 2006

Listen carefully... hahaha... this telemarketer duped into thinking the guy he called has just been murdered is simply hilarious!

Words of Wisdom from Guru G
Friday, December 01, 2006

Always forgive your enemies - It'll annoy them many many.