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Things you DON'T want to hear from your pilot

Friday, June 24, 2005

I've arrived safely in Australia and the one noticeable difference is the temperature. It's 11 degrees Celsius now! What a change!

Anyways, this is one of the most interesting flights to Australia to date. Firstly, the flight was delayed for an hour... due to technical problem and once the problem was rectified, there was a problem with 'the external power supply'. Meanwhile, there was this lady sitting behind me who was drunk (too much vodka!), a lady sitting diagonally behind me with a medical condition (the crew had to bring the oxygen tank in), and a couple found in the toilet... together. Image hosted by

Interesting... anyways, here are things you DON'T want to hear from your pilot;

Hey, you know any shortcuts?

We're cruising at an altitude of 40 feet

Ladies and gentlemen, please fastened you seat belts. We'll be doing a barrel roll in 3 minutes.

Hey.. why is that red light still blinking?!


Anyone seen my parachute?

Your co-pilot for today is Mr. Jim Beam... heh heh heh!

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posted by Ivan, 10:16 pm


hey, at least u got there in one piece. hehehe... trust me, been in worst flight before. the stupid pilot says the wrong thing at the wrong time. screw them! the last time my flight to sydney was delayed an hour. had to sms my bro to tell him i would be late. got screwing from the stewardess. can't use phone bla bla bla.. eh, who's fault the flight delayed? i have to inform my transport. hahaha...
enjoy brisbane and the cool weather while i melt here in m'sia.
btw, it's kahyi here. hahaha...
commented by Blogger Audz, 6/26/2005 11:48:00 pm


hey...u in Bris d ar? nvr tell oso
commented by Anonymous Anonymous, 6/29/2005 12:27:00 pm


Things you don't want to hear as a pilot:

"Terrain, terrain, pull up!"
commented by Blogger Unknown, 7/05/2005 08:00:00 pm


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