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Things you DON'T want to hear from your pilot
Friday, June 24, 2005
I've arrived safely in Australia and the one noticeable difference is the temperature. It's 11 degrees Celsius now! What a change!
Anyways, this is one of the most interesting flights to Australia to date. Firstly, the flight was delayed for an hour... due to technical problem and once the problem was rectified, there was a problem with 'the external power supply'. Meanwhile, there was this lady sitting behind me who was drunk (too much vodka!), a lady sitting diagonally behind me with a medical condition (the crew had to bring the oxygen tank in), and a couple found in the toilet... together.
Interesting... anyways, here are things you DON'T want to hear from your pilot;
Hey, you know any shortcuts?
We're cruising at an altitude of 40 feet
Ladies and gentlemen, please fastened you seat belts. We'll be doing a barrel roll in 3 minutes.
Hey.. why is that red light still blinking?!
Weeeeeeeeee!
Anyone seen my parachute?
Your co-pilot for today is Mr. Jim Beam... heh heh heh!
Anyways, this is one of the most interesting flights to Australia to date. Firstly, the flight was delayed for an hour... due to technical problem and once the problem was rectified, there was a problem with 'the external power supply'. Meanwhile, there was this lady sitting behind me who was drunk (too much vodka!), a lady sitting diagonally behind me with a medical condition (the crew had to bring the oxygen tank in), and a couple found in the toilet... together.
Interesting... anyways, here are things you DON'T want to hear from your pilot;
Hey, you know any shortcuts?
We're cruising at an altitude of 40 feet
Ladies and gentlemen, please fastened you seat belts. We'll be doing a barrel roll in 3 minutes.
Hey.. why is that red light still blinking?!
Weeeeeeeeee!
Anyone seen my parachute?
Your co-pilot for today is Mr. Jim Beam... heh heh heh!
2 Comments:
hey...u in Bris d ar? nvr tell oso
commented by 
Anonymous, 6/29/2005 12:27:00 pm
Anonymous, 6/29/2005 12:27:00 pm
Things you don't want to hear as a pilot:
"Terrain, terrain, pull up!"
"Terrain, terrain, pull up!"
