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How to spot a Bully
Monday, June 20, 2005
The headlines on Saturday issue of The Star screams 'Bullies in VI'. It seems the bullying scourge has now hit one of the country's premier schools - Victoria Institution in Kuala Lumpur. Six students from the school were questioned by the police over the assault of a Form Three boy.
Here's the question, how do you spot a bully? Here are some signs to help you avoid this nasty person...
He'll come up to you and say that you're hiding some weapons and demands that you surrender them.
If you choose to defy him, he'll beat the crap out of you and finds nothing.
He'll give you an ultimatum... either you're with him or against him.
He'll beat the crap out of you and says it's a pre-emptive strike.
He'll brand you as the 'Axis of evil'.
He'll say that you're habouring terrorist and threatens to beat the crap out of you if you do not co-operate.
He'll beat the crap out of you and say that he helped restore democracy.
...
Wait... I think I've got the wrong list. This post should be renamed, Things George W Bush did in office.
Sorry.
Here's the question, how do you spot a bully? Here are some signs to help you avoid this nasty person...
He'll come up to you and say that you're hiding some weapons and demands that you surrender them.
If you choose to defy him, he'll beat the crap out of you and finds nothing.
He'll give you an ultimatum... either you're with him or against him.
He'll beat the crap out of you and says it's a pre-emptive strike.
He'll brand you as the 'Axis of evil'.
He'll say that you're habouring terrorist and threatens to beat the crap out of you if you do not co-operate.
He'll beat the crap out of you and say that he helped restore democracy.
...
Wait... I think I've got the wrong list. This post should be renamed, Things George W Bush did in office.
Sorry.
1 Comments:
Funny, Ivan, funny. Now when you get home tonight, make sure that black sedan (with those two crew cut guys wearing shades) isn't following you.
commented by fishtail, 6/20/2005 12:49:00 pm