My twitter Updates
Best Out of Office Message
Sunday, June 10, 2007
PUNY HUMANS! The GREAT NAVI is feeling GENEROUS again and would LIKE to ASSIST poor HUMAN FRIENDS in CREATING the primitive OUT OF OFFICE reply for your inefficient communication tool YOU call EMAIL:Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten Words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message.
Please restart your computer and try sending again.
Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.... You are Currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 13 weeks.
I've run away to join a different circus.
This message will explode in 5 seconds... Good luck, Mr. Hunt...
Thank you for sending me an email. Currently I am experiencing high volume email to be answered. Please try to send back later.
I WILL CRUSH YOU PUNY HUMAN!
Wrong address, sorry !
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