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The Future: Blue Screen of Death

Friday, September 21, 2007

PUNY HUMAN! THE GLORIOUS NAVI is FEELING PLEASED and WILL contribute to the BLOG.

The Blue Screen of DEATH is an error screen displayed by a CERTAIN operating system Microsoft Windows. THE GREAT NAVI thinks that BLUESCREENS IS caused by PATHETIC written drivers, FAULTY memory, a CORRUPT Registry, or incompatible DLLs.

THE INTRESTING THING is Bluescreens have been present in all Windows-based operating systems since the PATHETIC Windows 3.1, and RECENTLY early builds of the PRIMITVE Windows Vista displayed the Red Screen of Death after a boot loader error.

HERE's WHAT THE GREAT NAVI thinks is GOING TO happen IN THE FUTURE:



PRIMITIVE HUMANS!

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Zombie Fish Sign

Monday, July 23, 2007

PATHETIC HUMANS! THE GREAT NAVI is IMPRESSED with this new MACHINE that you have CREATED with PUNY BRAIN...

ACCORDING to the STILL shot below... THE GREAT NAVI believes that it is EQUIVALENT to a ZOMBIFIER! IMPRESSIVE!

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Drive Carefully Thru the Village

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

PUNY HUMANS... YOUR PUNY minds have once AGAIN amused the GREAT NAVI... BWAHAHAHAHA...!

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Man Changes Name to Megatron

Saturday, July 07, 2007

PUNY HUMANS! THE GREAT NAVI is BACK! Look at this PUNY HUMAN who changed his NAME FROM Jason Michael Burrows to Jason MEGATRON Burrows.

BWAHAHAHA! HUMANS, YOU MAKE me LAUGH!

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Target Practice

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

PUNY HUMAN! THE GREAT NAVI found this HILARIOUS picture on the PRIMITIVE information network YOU call the INTERNET!

Please DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, my PUNY HUMAN friends. THE GREAT NAVI will not be responsible for ANY harm CAUSED!

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Best Out of Office Message

Sunday, June 10, 2007

PUNY HUMANS! The GREAT NAVI is feeling GENEROUS again and would LIKE to ASSIST poor HUMAN FRIENDS in CREATING the primitive OUT OF OFFICE reply for your inefficient communication tool YOU call EMAIL:

Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten Words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message.

Please restart your computer and try sending again.

Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.... You are Currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 13 weeks.

I've run away to join a different circus.

This message will explode in 5 seconds... Good luck, Mr. Hunt...

Thank you for sending me an email. Currently I am experiencing high volume email to be answered. Please try to send back later.

I WILL CRUSH YOU PUNY HUMAN!

Wrong address, sorry !

This email is rejected. No stamps detected.

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DIY: How to make your car more desirable

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

GREETINGS PUNY HUMANS! Here's a tip from THE GREAT NAVI on HOW to make your PRIMITIVE automobile DESIRABLE!

HOPE PUNY HUMAN friends will be HAPPY!

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Decision Flow Chart

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

PUNY HUMANS!! THE GREAT NAVI is feeling GENEROUS and WILL educate POOR HUMAN FRIENDS, HOW to make up YOUR PUNY MIND.

I HOPE YOU can understand THIS CHART!

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Funny Sign Boards: No where to go...

Friday, May 25, 2007

PUNY HUMANS!! Your feeble HUMAN brain MAKES THE GREAT NAVI LAUGH! YOU can't EVEN make up your MIND! BWAHAHAHAHA!

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What Humans done to the Earth

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

PUNY VIRUS HUMANS... Here's a LESSON on GLOBAL WARMING!~!! It's an ANIMATED cartoon, easy for PUNY HUMAN BRAIN to COMPREHEND!

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Funny Pic: Fishing?

Saturday, May 12, 2007

PUNY HUMANS... your PATHETIC existence continues to AMUSE ME! Is THIS how YOU LOOK for FOOD?

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Drunk Crossing

Sunday, May 06, 2007

PUNY HUMANS! I find this SIGNBOARD... AMUSING!

BWAHAHAHHA

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Meeting with the Empire

Saturday, May 05, 2007

PUNY HUMANS! A word of CAUTION... THIS is what NOT to do during a MEETING with THE EMPIRE... YOU have been WARNED!

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Secret of Electricity

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

PUNY HUMANS! The GREAT NAVI discovered the SECRET of ENERGY! DURACELL! YES... it is CARBON NEUTRAL!

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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The Incredibles workout video!

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

LAZY HUMANS! The GREAT NAVI found this on youtube and DUE to GREAT NAVI's KINDNESS, here's THE WORKOUT video that WILL appeal to your PUNY HUMAN mind.

ENJOY!



haha... Only in Japan!

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Chad Vader Episode II

Thursday, April 12, 2007

PUNY HUMANS! I Have more Chad Vader for YOUR FEEBLE Cranium! HILARIOUS!

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Japanese Police vs Darth Vader

Thursday, March 15, 2007

PUNY HUMANS! GREAT NAVI would like to SHARE what GOOD FRIEND Vader has been up TO...



hahahah.. I love these Japanese game shows!

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Creative Burger King ad

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

PUNY HUMANS! This is WHY THE GREAT NAVI thinks EVERYONE should go to BURGER KING!!!

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What can you do in Kowloon park?

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

PUNY HUMANS! Please ENLIGHTEN THE GREAT NAVI. What can PUNY HUMANS do in this PARK?

You make me LAUGH! BWAHAHAHA!

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Chad Vader: Day Shift Manager Episode II

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

PUNY HUMANS! HERE is part 2 of Chad Vader: Day Shift Manager Episode II. Enjoy this VIDEO, MY PUNY HUMAN friends.

If you've missed part 1, Click here!

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