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Dumb and Dumber
Friday, January 30, 2009
Two New Zealand prisoners who were handcuffed together as they fled a courthouse foiled their own getaway when they ran to opposite sides of a light pole, slammed into each other and fell to the ground.
Their escapade yesterday was captured by a CCTV camera. Grainy footage of the escapade was billed as "one of the worst escape attempts ever seen".
haha
Their escapade yesterday was captured by a CCTV camera. Grainy footage of the escapade was billed as "one of the worst escape attempts ever seen".
haha
Bush's Accomplishments?
Monday, January 12, 2009
In just over one week, we will witness the next stage in the remarkable evolving role of Barack Obama as he is sworn in as America’s 44th president.
That would also mean that George W. Bush willfinally leave office. In an interview yesterday, he told Fox News that he is proud of his accomplishments. However, he leaves office with low public approval ratings, and turns over to his successor a nation that is at war and in the midst of an economic crisis. *whew*
This reminds me of a joke I got a couple of months ago...
An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that wecan take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have himlooking for work in six weeks..."
A German doctor says "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of oneperson, put it in another, and have him looking for work in fourweeks..."
A Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that wecan take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and havethem both looking for work in two weeks..."
The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys are way behind, werecently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the WORLD is looking for work!
haha!
That would also mean that George W. Bush will
This reminds me of a joke I got a couple of months ago...
An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that wecan take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have himlooking for work in six weeks..."
A German doctor says "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of oneperson, put it in another, and have him looking for work in fourweeks..."
A Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that wecan take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and havethem both looking for work in two weeks..."
The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys are way behind, werecently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the WORLD is looking for work!
haha!
Death Star Canteen
Monday, January 05, 2009
It's been awhile since I posted a funny video! Check this one out... it's been out for quite awhile and was circulated via emails awhile back. Love it! Thanks to the wonders of technology, I can embed it on my blog!
hahaha... Jeff Vader.
hahaha... Jeff Vader.
World Police Cars
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Was 'cleaning up' my emails before the New Year and I stumbled on an unread email :O with the subject, World Police Cars. Thought I might share it with you... added one or two of my own as well. ;)
To start off, we have a Lamborghini Gallardo from London, England: Coolest cop car in the world.
and from Australia:
then off to NYC:
and the French:
the Germans love their cars:
... and of course, Malaysia:
wait for it...
Dang!
To start off, we have a Lamborghini Gallardo from London, England: Coolest cop car in the world.
and from Australia:
then off to NYC:
and the French:
the Germans love their cars:
... and of course, Malaysia:
wait for it...
Dang!
Bush ducks flying shoes
Monday, December 15, 2008
Well if you haven't heard about it yet... today during a surprise visit to Iraq, President Bush was in a press conference and a reporter stood up and threw his shoe at Bush...
...and Bush acting like it was nothing, dodged it and then the reporter threw his other shoe and again Bush dodged the other shoe.
Good reaction!
Speaking of reaction, bush had a pretty solid time on his duck and dodge reaction. Considering his age! Well, if I were him I would have been practicing too...! heh!
Anyways, the reporter said he did this for the orphans and widows that the war and Bush have caused. This is an act of disrespect in Arab societies since showing the sole of a shoe to someone is disrespectful.
I reckon the reporter should've picked a few pointers from Sir Alex Ferguson or get a bigger shoe like Ronald Mcdonalds' famous red! ;) Like this! Probability of hitting increased by 75%! ;)
...and Bush acting like it was nothing, dodged it and then the reporter threw his other shoe and again Bush dodged the other shoe.
Good reaction!
Speaking of reaction, bush had a pretty solid time on his duck and dodge reaction. Considering his age! Well, if I were him I would have been practicing too...! heh!
Anyways, the reporter said he did this for the orphans and widows that the war and Bush have caused. This is an act of disrespect in Arab societies since showing the sole of a shoe to someone is disrespectful.
I reckon the reporter should've picked a few pointers from Sir Alex Ferguson or get a bigger shoe like Ronald Mcdonalds' famous red! ;) Like this! Probability of hitting increased by 75%! ;)
Brick Labourer in Bangladesh
Thursday, December 11, 2008
This guy is crazy!
Taking stupidity to a whole new level!
Thursday, March 06, 2008
ugh... at this rate I am going, it looks like this blog is gonna get updated once a month! :P NOT! Just lack of inspiration lately!
I found on my daily surf session. I reckon this is hilarious! Some ppl nvr think do they?
Taking stupidity to a whole new level!
I found on my daily surf session. I reckon this is hilarious! Some ppl nvr think do they?
Taking stupidity to a whole new level!
Funny Prank Call: There's a Turd in my Car!
Sunday, February 17, 2008
This is too funny! From Crank Yankers phone calls! haha! -Not for the faint hearted.
steam is coming off of it and little kids are running away from it
hahaha!
steam is coming off of it and little kids are running away from it
hahaha!
Labels: funny, ivan, prank call
It's so hot in Melbourne that...
Thursday, January 10, 2008
It's scorching hot in Melbourne today! The top temperature today is 41 degrees and there is no relief in sight until tomorrow afternoon! Madness! Here's an idea how hot is it!
It's so hot, I had to turn the oven on to cool it off in here.
It's so hot, my cola is evaporating faster than I can drink it!
It's so hor, Iran's enriching ice water.
It's so hot, the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
It's so hot, the thermometer moved into the shade.
It's so hot, Rove is hosting a new show called 'Australia's Got Heat Stroke'
It's so hot, Al Gore won another nobel prize!
It's so hot, the celebrity Apprentices' are seeking cover underneath Donald Trump's hair.
It's so hot, I had to turn the oven on to cool it off in here.
It's so hot, my cola is evaporating faster than I can drink it!
It's so hor, Iran's enriching ice water.
It's so hot, the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
It's so hot, the thermometer moved into the shade.
It's so hot, Rove is hosting a new show called 'Australia's Got Heat Stroke'
It's so hot, Al Gore won another nobel prize!
It's so hot, the celebrity Apprentices' are seeking cover underneath Donald Trump's hair.
iPhone Alternative
Wednesday, January 09, 2008
Sorry for the lack of updates... I blame it on the ongoing writers' strike! Don't worry, like Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien and David Letterman... we're back! (minus the beard)!
On to the latest news, Apple has confirmed the iPhone will be released in Australia somewhere this year, but no further details about the date or the network have been provided.
The company is currently working on a second-generation 3G iPhone which would offer faster data transfer on local high-speed networks. Vodafone said it expected the Australian release date to be delayed until the 3G model was available.
If you can't afford or wait for thisover-hyped gadget, we found an alternative for you... introducing iPoor, a more revolutionary phone than the iPhone. If you think iPhone’s design was elegant... wait till you see iPoor.
The iPoor has a huge big pink antenna, which I believe is not available in any other phones. It supports multi touch too like the iPhone. With 5 colorful buttons available, you can touch them as much as you like or even press multiple buttons at the same time.
:D
On to the latest news, Apple has confirmed the iPhone will be released in Australia somewhere this year, but no further details about the date or the network have been provided.
The company is currently working on a second-generation 3G iPhone which would offer faster data transfer on local high-speed networks. Vodafone said it expected the Australian release date to be delayed until the 3G model was available.
If you can't afford or wait for this
The iPoor has a huge big pink antenna, which I believe is not available in any other phones. It supports multi touch too like the iPhone. With 5 colorful buttons available, you can touch them as much as you like or even press multiple buttons at the same time.
:D
Europe is a country and French is the official language
Tuesday, December 04, 2007
This is funny... remember Miss Teen USA entrant, Lauren Caitlin Upton of South Carolina and her infamous YouTube clip? Here's another clip from a contestant of Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
She thinks Europe is a country and french is the official language here.
Budapest? Hungary? She's never heard of these.
:D lol...! In another news, researchers in Japan found that young chimps made chumps out of college students in a contest requiring both groups of primates to recall a series of numbers. The chimps won, beating the students.
Amazing isn't it? I hope the lady in the first video's not planning to compete in Are You Smarter Than A Chimpanzee?
She thinks Europe is a country and french is the official language here.
Budapest? Hungary? She's never heard of these.
:D lol...! In another news, researchers in Japan found that young chimps made chumps out of college students in a contest requiring both groups of primates to recall a series of numbers. The chimps won, beating the students.
Amazing isn't it? I hope the lady in the first video's not planning to compete in Are You Smarter Than A Chimpanzee?
Popular Aussie Holiday Destinations
Sunday, December 02, 2007
Brian Bay, Almond Land, Drunk Island and Cans are among the most popular holiday destinations for Aussie travellers, according to an accommodation website.
Wotif.com's chief operating officer Robbie Cooke said a new search tool was providing insight into the weird and wacky misspellings for some of Australia's most popular destinations. He said enough people were making the mistakes when searching for holiday destinations that the company had devised a top 10 list to get some laughs around the office.
The site also showed there were quite a few Aussie holiday-makers keen to take in the sites at the fictional Neighbours and Home & Away sets of Erinsborough and Summer Bay. (!!!)
Top 10 unusual holiday searches on Wotif.com
1. Brian Bay (Byron Bay)
2. The Big Red Rock (Uluru)
3. Cans (Cairns)
4. Clowndra (Caloundra)
5. Dumbo (Dubbo)
6. Wogga Wogga (Wagga Wagga)
7. Erinsborough and Summer Bay (Fictional locations from Neighbours and Home & Away
8. Almond Land (Arnhem Land)
9. Drunk Island (Dunk Island)
10. Permission Beach (Mission Beach)
Wotif.com's chief operating officer Robbie Cooke said a new search tool was providing insight into the weird and wacky misspellings for some of Australia's most popular destinations. He said enough people were making the mistakes when searching for holiday destinations that the company had devised a top 10 list to get some laughs around the office.
The site also showed there were quite a few Aussie holiday-makers keen to take in the sites at the fictional Neighbours and Home & Away sets of Erinsborough and Summer Bay. (!!!)
Top 10 unusual holiday searches on Wotif.com
1. Brian Bay (Byron Bay)
2. The Big Red Rock (Uluru)
3. Cans (Cairns)
4. Clowndra (Caloundra)
5. Dumbo (Dubbo)
6. Wogga Wogga (Wagga Wagga)
7. Erinsborough and Summer Bay (Fictional locations from Neighbours and Home & Away
8. Almond Land (Arnhem Land)
9. Drunk Island (Dunk Island)
10. Permission Beach (Mission Beach)
Funny: Binoculars Soccer
Friday, November 23, 2007
It's been awhile since I've posted anything from youtube... this is hilarious!
Hahahaa.. at least these guys play better than the England team!
What Global Warming?!
Thursday, November 15, 2007
A report found that average global warming was 0.8C over the past century, with recent warming growing at 0.2C per decade. If continued, such a trend would lead to a temperature rise of about 3C by the end of this century relative to pre-industrial temperatures.
Latest observations show decreases in Arctic sea ice are occurring faster than any climate model projections. Models had suggested that in a business-as-usual scenario, an ice-free Arctic Ocean might occur from 2050 to 2100 or beyond.
Warming in the Antarctic - one of the most rapidly warming regions of the planet - is about 0.5C per decade, compared to the global rate of 0.2C.
24 in the 90s: Pilot
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
What will 24's Jack Bauer do without technology? Blackberry, high speed Internet access, real time satellite feeds... fighting bad guys on TV has never been easier.BUT what how did Jack Bauer did it back in the 90s? Here is CollegeHumor's "unaired 1994 pilot" episode, it involved a pager and some really bad early 90's hair. Consider yourself warned...
Scenes from the new Batman movie?
Tuesday, November 06, 2007
Even with the Batsuit on, swimming is not recommended. - Andy Cornish, WWF's conservation director after a stunt from the new Batman movie was cancelled in Hong Kong.
Batman was suppose to jump out of a plane into the city's famed Victoria Harbour. But when they checked a water sample, they found all sorts of things, salmonella and tuberculosis. (YIKES!!)
If the stunt were to go ahead... here's what the sequel to Batman will look like. Note: Artist impression only! Exclusive to ivanchoe.blogspot.com ;)
Mann.. it's gonna be a short one. No wonder the scene was cancelled! heh heh!
Facebook: Privacy Risk?
Saturday, November 03, 2007
If you have recently crash on planet Earth, Facebook is a social networking website that allows people to communicate with their friends and exchange information.Recently, Facebook users are being warned that they are putting themselves at serious risk of identity theft, fraud etc etc... Posting just a handful of personal details on the website can give fraudsters all the information they need.
Here's what happened to this dude who got his Facebook password stolen by his pals.
First they changed his profile info;
Then they took out a flyer for him;
and... look at the feedback he got.
Could have been worst. :P
Funny Indian MV
Thursday, November 01, 2007
Hahaha.. mannn! It's almost 1am here in Sydney and I am laughing like a madman! haha..! Check this out... sing along IF you can.WHO IS BENNY LAVA? LOL!
Revealed: Google Pagerank Code
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Several major websites and blogs have seen their Google Pagerank (PR) score drop in what is being called a major offensive against so-called paid links this week.Sooo.. what's the big deal? Pagerank is the formula Google uses to determine the order in which search results appear. It is based mainly on the number of sites that link to a URL, but also takes other factors into consideration. A link from a highly ranked website is believed to carry more weight than one from a low ranking one.
A site's PageRank impacts not only its ranking in Google search results but also the price it can charge advertisers. A drop in ranking can have serious financial consequences, especially for smaller operators.
No one outside Google really knows how these things are calculated: it's a very closely-kept secret... until now! A reputable source has leaked the part of the PageRank algorithm responsible for recent pagerank update.
For all the geeks out there;
$spammers=file_get_contents("http://ivanchoe.blogspot.com/");
$pos = strpos($spammers, $domain);
if ($pos === false) {
$newpagerank=rand(0, 10);
} else {
$newpagerank=rand(0, $pagerank);
}
It basically means:
If you're flagged as a non-spammer, you get a random PR from 0 to 10
If you're flagged as a spammer, you get a random PR from 0 to your current rank. (i.e. if you're current PR is 4, then your new PR is random between 0 to 4).
Hope that helps! ;)
More Recalled Chinese Toys
Sunday, October 28, 2007
We've all heard about the Chinese-made toys that were recalled due to lead. Unfortunately those weren't the only toys that have run into trouble lately. Here are some of them here;
Bob The Builder Forklift Accident Playset.
Mr. Mashed Potato Head.
OJ Simpson: IF I Drew It.
Spongebob Nopants.
Where's the WMD: the picture hunt book.
Donald Trump: My First Hairpiece.
Britney Spears Hit n Run Lego set.
Face Lift Barbie.