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Celebrity Virus
Monday, January 15, 2007
PATHETIC HUMANS! WE meet AGAIN! This time THE GLORIOUS NAVI would like to ASSIST PATHETIC HUMAN FRIEND in identifying potentially DANGEROUS virus.HERE are some CELEBRITY VIRUS and its' FUNCTIONS:
Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte.
Ellen Degeneres virus: Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC.
Titanic virus: Makes your whole computer go down.
Disney virus: Everything in the computer goes Goofy.
Foxtel virus: Runs the same programs over and over, week after week after week.
George Bush virus: Finds 'dangerous' files in your computer when it wasn't there in the first place.
Woody Allen virus: Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card.
Linda Tripp virus: Makes copies of your personal files and forwards them to the authorities.
Dick Cheney virus: Runs quietly in background mode but doesn't appear to really do much of anything.
LOST virus: Ask you to key in 4 8 15 16 23 42 every 108 minutes.
Jerry Seinfeld virus: Program about nothing that exits when you're really enjoying it.
Pee Wee Herman virus: Exposes your confidential files to everyone.
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
24 virus: All your program starts counting down.
Pussycat dolls virus: Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.
Donald Trump virus: Sends an automated 'You're Fired!' message after you mark each of your task 'complete'.
Telstra virus: Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
Kylie Minogue virus: Cancels all your scheduled appointments.