My twitter Updates
Joke: NASA and the Navajo Indian
Monday, June 04, 2007
When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, it did some astronaut training near a Navajo Indian reservation.One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew. The old man, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question which his son translated. “What are these guys in the big suits doing?” A member of the crew said they were practicing for their trip to the moon. The old man got very excited and asked if he could send a message to the moon with the astronauts.
Recognizing a promotional opportunity, the NASA folks found a tape recorder. After the old man recorded his message, they asked his son to translate it. He refused.
They then took the tape to the reservation, where the rest of the tribe listened and laughed but refused to translate the elder’s message to the moon.
Finally, the NASA crew called in an official government translator. He reported that the message said, “Watch out for these guys. They have come to steal your land.”
Tony Blair Future Plans
Thursday, May 10, 2007
British Prime Minister Tony Blair announced earlier today that he will formally step down from his post on June 27, a decade after triumphantly leading his Labour party back into power. Here are his future plans:
Calls Bush, say "You're Next!", hang up.
Hang out with the 'Blair Babes'.
One to ticket to Ibiza please? No, just one way.
Amway.
Ask Tv presenter Ms Pinkham for a few rounds of vodka and Red Bull at Boujis. Get pissed. Get some neck kissing action. Chase photographers outside club.
Every morning check monster.co.uk for job openings under "Prime Ministers".
Three words: Celebrity Big Brother.
Hilarious Karate Instructional video
Thursday, January 18, 2007
GREETINGS my PUNY HUMAN friends! THE GREAT NAVI would like to SHARE this HILARIOUS video ON primitive YOUTUBE.This PUNY HUMAN makes NAVI LAUGH!
Celebrity Virus
Monday, January 15, 2007
PATHETIC HUMANS! WE meet AGAIN! This time THE GLORIOUS NAVI would like to ASSIST PATHETIC HUMAN FRIEND in identifying potentially DANGEROUS virus.HERE are some CELEBRITY VIRUS and its' FUNCTIONS:
Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte.
Ellen Degeneres virus: Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC.
Titanic virus: Makes your whole computer go down.
Disney virus: Everything in the computer goes Goofy.
Foxtel virus: Runs the same programs over and over, week after week after week.
George Bush virus: Finds 'dangerous' files in your computer when it wasn't there in the first place.
Woody Allen virus: Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card.
Linda Tripp virus: Makes copies of your personal files and forwards them to the authorities.
Dick Cheney virus: Runs quietly in background mode but doesn't appear to really do much of anything.
LOST virus: Ask you to key in 4 8 15 16 23 42 every 108 minutes.
Jerry Seinfeld virus: Program about nothing that exits when you're really enjoying it.
Pee Wee Herman virus: Exposes your confidential files to everyone.
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
24 virus: All your program starts counting down.
Pussycat dolls virus: Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.
Donald Trump virus: Sends an automated 'You're Fired!' message after you mark each of your task 'complete'.
Telstra virus: Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
Kylie Minogue virus: Cancels all your scheduled appointments.