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Signs that Santa hates you
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
PUNY HUMANS... since CHRISTMAS is COMING, I am here to ASSIST you with SEVERAL WORDS of WISDOMS. Even Guru G can MATCH my INFINITE WISDOM! Bwahahaha...!Here are some SIGNS that NAVI's GOOD friend SANTA hates you;
Every kid gets a candy cane, you get a ball of rusty barbed wire
He brings you a new car -- right through the living room wall
His expression doesn't seem to be "jolly" so much as "seething and vengeful"
FBI bursts into your house saying, "We got a tip from Santa Claus you're hiding Mullah Omar"
You're being stalked by an elf hitman
You spend ten minutes telling him what you want -- he says, "Oh, I'm sorry, were you talking to me?"
Your stocking is ticking...