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Signs that Santa hates you

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

PUNY HUMANS... since CHRISTMAS is COMING, I am here to ASSIST you with SEVERAL WORDS of WISDOMS. Even Guru G can MATCH my INFINITE WISDOM! Bwahahaha...!

Here are some SIGNS that NAVI's GOOD friend SANTA hates you;

Every kid gets a candy cane, you get a ball of rusty barbed wire

He brings you a new car -- right through the living room wall

His expression doesn't seem to be "jolly" so much as "seething and vengeful"

FBI bursts into your house saying, "We got a tip from Santa Claus you're hiding Mullah Omar"

You're being stalked by an elf hitman

You spend ten minutes telling him what you want -- he says, "Oh, I'm sorry, were you talking to me?"

Your stocking is ticking...
posted by Ivan, 6:55 pm


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