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Signs You Bought A Bad Computer
Monday, December 04, 2006

Runs on 200 size D batteries
Before you boot it up in the morning, you have to warm it up first
Runs on Windows '78
When you tell it to print, it tells you to go screw yourself
The mouse bit you
Wait... Where's the keyboard?!
It's made by IBN
BE WARNED HUMANS!