<body><script type="text/javascript"> function setAttributeOnload(object, attribute, val) { if(window.addEventListener) { window.addEventListener('load', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }, false); } else { window.attachEvent('onload', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }); } } </script> <div id="navbar-iframe-container"></div> <script type="text/javascript" src="https://apis.google.com/js/plusone.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript"> gapi.load("gapi.iframes:gapi.iframes.style.bubble", function() { if (gapi.iframes && gapi.iframes.getContext) { gapi.iframes.getContext().openChild({ url: 'https://www.blogger.com/navbar.g?targetBlogID\x3d7621413\x26blogName\x3dmy+ramblings+%7C+expressions\x26publishMode\x3dPUBLISH_MODE_HOSTED\x26navbarType\x3dBLUE\x26layoutType\x3dCLASSIC\x26searchRoot\x3dhttp://www.ivanchoe.com/search\x26blogLocale\x3den_GB\x26v\x3d2\x26homepageUrl\x3dhttp://www.ivanchoe.com/\x26vt\x3d-4466142428700541627', where: document.getElementById("navbar-iframe-container"), id: "navbar-iframe" }); } }); </script>

My twitter Updates









Performance Appraisal Terms and their Real Meaning.

Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Since the end of the year is coming, be prepared for your job preformance appraisal. Here's some guidelines that will help you understand the terms and the real meaning. :)

* GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS............. Able to bullshit
* GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS............. Spends lots of time on phone
* AVERAGE EMPLOYEE...................... Not too bright
* EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED.......... Made no major blunders yet
* WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY................ Too ugly to get a date
* ACTIVE SOCIALLY....................... Drinks a lot
* FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY............. Spouse drinks, too
* INDEPENDENT WORKER.................... Nobody knows what he/she does
* QUICK THINKING........................ Offers plausible excuses
* CAREFUL THINKER........................Won't make a decision
* AGGRESSIVE.............................Obnoxious
* USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS.......... Gets someone else to do! it
* EXPRESS THEMSELVES WELL............... Speaks English
* METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL........ A nit picker
* HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES............... Is tall or has a loud voice
* EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT.......... Lucky
* KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR.................. Knows a lot of dirty jokes
* CAREER MINDED......................... Back Stabber
* LOYAL..................................Can't get a job anywhere else
posted by Ivan Choe, 5:03 pm

0 Comments:

Add a comment