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Ways Bush Can Improve His Approval Rating

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Opposition to the Iraq war has reached a record high, a USA TODAY/Gallup Poll finds, a development likely to complicate President Bush's efforts to hold together Republican support as the Senate begins debate this week on Pentagon priorities.



Bush's approval rating has reached a new low: 29%. Here are some ways Mr. Bush can improve his approval ratings;

Appeal to Harry Porter for help.

Make a movie called Cultural Learnings of Baghdad for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of America.

Five words: My Name is Optimus Bush.

Put Libby in jail.

Step one: Learn how to make balloon animals. Step two: lower voting age to 3.

At press conferences, respond to every question by pumping his fist and screaming, "BUSH IT! BUSH IT"

Buy everyone an iPhone!

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