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Signs Your Boss Is Spying On You

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

How do you know if your boss is actually spying on you? Here are a few starters that might be of help:

Wherever you go you're followed by a potted plant in loafers.

The bracelet he gave you for Christmas blinks if you leave your work station/ cubicle.

Your name:"Ivan." Next to your parking spot: "Reserved for the guy following Ivan"

Your new secretary looks a lot like that chick from "Alias"

Instead of photos of wife and kids on his desk, he has a photo of you sleeping.

When you're alone in the men's room, a voice tells you to quit blocking the lens.

There seem to be a blinking red light inside the smoke detector.

The fax machine just coughed.

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posted by Ivan, 12:37 am


everytime you get up to got to pee, a voice from behind the partition say "he's moving! he's moving!"

there's a huge CCTV camera on top of your PC pointing at you.

Everytime you talk to your colleagues, they always ask you to speak loud and clear into the plastic flower on their coat...

Aiyo-yo, funny-lah you two guys! Haha, cracks me up.
The Eye's of the Monan Lisa Picture located in front of you seems to be moving.

You receieved a sms everything from his secretary asking for your whereabout every times you went to toilet.

Your paycheck seems to run in decimals (counted to the very second you work)
your boss leaves comments on your blog!!!
commented by Blogger lynnee, 6/17/2005 09:27:00 am


Ivan! This is your boss! Get back to work!
commented by Anonymous Anonymous, 6/18/2005 08:52:00 am


there were sometimes that i thought my boss was following me cos i kept bumping into him!
i shall look out for potted plants and blinking lights now!
commented by Blogger Vera, 6/20/2005 07:26:00 am


U hear noises that sounds like a radio scratch and ..." roger...roger..." *radio scratch*
commented by Anonymous Anonymous, 11/17/2005 09:42:00 am


Picture on his desk of you sleeping??????????
commented by Anonymous Anonymous, 11/30/2005 11:07:00 pm


HAHA! Good post.

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