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Master G: Words of Wisdom
Saturday, August 25, 2007
Wise words from Master G;Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
The iron, the phone, and the fool
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Wise Master G says: Never iron your clothes near your mobile phone.
Please be paying attention. Here's why:
Wise words from Master G
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
Wise words from Master G, The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot.
The guy who invented the other three... he was the GENIUS.
Master G: Words of Wisdom
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Master G is Back!
Friday, March 30, 2007
Master G says...Smile always! It makes people wonder what you are thinking.
Master G's word of Wisdom
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
The all wise Master G saw this on the classified section of the newspaper...For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Wise words of Master G
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
Wise Master G says....Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
More words of wisdom from Master G
Saturday, January 27, 2007
More words of wisdom from the all wise Master G.The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot.
The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
Very Wise Master G says...
Friday, January 19, 2007
The very wise Master G says... A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
Wise words from Master G
Saturday, January 13, 2007
The wise Guru G says... Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"