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Joke of the day: Somersaults
Tuesday, August 02, 2005
I find this joke funny and I am not even into golf... heh heh BTW, if you're an animal activist, just take this as a joke huh...
A man and his friend meet at the clubhouse and decide to play a round of golf together. The man has a little dog with him and, on the first green, when the man holes out a 20-foot putt, the little dog starts to yip and stands up on its hind legs.
The friend is quite amazed at this clever trick and says, "That dog is really talented! What does he do if you miss a putt?"
"Somersaults," says the man.
"Somersaults?" says the friend. "That's incredible. How many does he do?"
"Hmmm," says the man. "That depends on how hard I kick him."
A man and his friend meet at the clubhouse and decide to play a round of golf together. The man has a little dog with him and, on the first green, when the man holes out a 20-foot putt, the little dog starts to yip and stands up on its hind legs.
The friend is quite amazed at this clever trick and says, "That dog is really talented! What does he do if you miss a putt?"
"Somersaults," says the man.
"Somersaults?" says the friend. "That's incredible. How many does he do?"
"Hmmm," says the man. "That depends on how hard I kick him."