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Joke of the Day: Beer Troubles

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

It's almost mid-week again and time really flies when one is working! Tomorrow is a public holiday for us Brisbanite and I look forward to a good one-day rest. heh heh.

Anyways, this is a good one!

One day an Englishman, a Chinese and an Indian walked into a pub together.

They each proceeded to buy a pint of Guinness.

Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, a fly landed in each of their pints and became stuck in the thick foamy head.

The Englishman pushed his beer from him in disgust.

The Chinese fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.

The Indian picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and yelled:

"Spit it out! Spit it out, you BASTARD!"

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Meanwhile, I had a good start to the Yahoo! Fantasy Soccer, which I participate every season.


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posted by Ivan, 7:01 pm


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