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Lesson for the Day: Corporate Structure

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Back after a long weekend. :) It's nice to see the roads in KL empty for a few days. It's still not back 'normal' yet. hehe.. Anyways, here's a something for those working after a long weekend.

CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound.
Is more powerful than a locomotive.
Is faster than a speeding bullet.
Walks on water.
Discusses policy with God.

PRESIDENT
Leaps short buildings in a single bound.
Is more powerful than a switch engine.
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet.
Walks on water if the sea is calm.
Talks with God.

EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favourable winds.
Is almost as powerful as a switch engine.
Is faster than a speeding BB.
Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool.
Talks with God if special request is approved.

VICE PRESIDENT
Barely clears a Quonset hut.
Loses tug-of-war with a locomotive.
Can fire a speeding bullet.
Swims well.
Is occasionally addressed by God.

GENERAL MANAGER
Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings.
Is run over by a locomotive.
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury.
Dog paddles.
Talks to animals.

MANAGER
Runs into buildings.
Recognises locomotive two out of three times.
Is not issued ammunition.
Can’t stay afloat with a life preserver.
Talks to walls.

EXECUTIVE
Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings.
Says ‘look at the choo-choo’.
Wets him/herself with a water pistol.
Plays in mud puddles.
Mumbles to him/herself.

SECRETARY
Lifts buildings and walks under them.
Kicks locomotives off the tracks.
Catches speeding bullets in his/her teeth.
Freezes water with a single glance.
Is Invincible.
posted by Ivan, 1:43 pm

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