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Lesson for the Day: Saying the right thing

Thursday, January 06, 2005

Here's a good one that I've received via email.. :)

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover.

He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple
of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees
his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the
room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest
of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is
on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the
morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came
home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the
hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm
married!"

A self-induced hangover - $100.00
Broken furniture - $200.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the right thing - priceless

...

:)

posted by Ivan Choe, 1:56 pm

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