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Tony Blair Future Plans
Thursday, May 10, 2007
British Prime Minister Tony Blair announced earlier today that he will formally step down from his post on June 27, a decade after triumphantly leading his Labour party back into power. Here are his future plans:
Calls Bush, say "You're Next!", hang up.
Hang out with the 'Blair Babes'.
One to ticket to Ibiza please? No, just one way.
Amway.
Ask Tv presenter Ms Pinkham for a few rounds of vodka and Red Bull at Boujis. Get pissed. Get some neck kissing action. Chase photographers outside club.
Every morning check monster.co.uk for job openings under "Prime Ministers".
Three words: Celebrity Big Brother.
