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Signs that you play too much tennis

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Ahh.. The Australian Open Finals is just round the corner! It's been interesting so far with unseeded players upsetting the top seeds. The TV stations here are affixated to the Tennis tornament with live coverage in the afternoon and nights. It's quite exciting actually!

Anyways... if you're a tennis fan, here's are some signs that you play too much tennis;

you have an outfit for every racquet you own.

you hold your pencil with an eastern grip.

you can name top 100 players but can't remember your kids names.

you call the line judge whenever there is an argument.

you are sitting on the court right now with a laptop reading this.

there are holes in your house because of you hitting balls in the house.

you shuffle and side step when moving from place to place.

you practice your swing with an imaginary racquet at least 5 times an hour.

you hold your racquet when you sleep.

posted by Ivan, 6:05 pm


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