Bush's Accomplishments?

In just over one week, we will witness the next stage in the remarkable evolving role of Barack Obama as he is sworn in as America’s 44th president.

That would also mean that George W. Bush will finally leave office. In an interview yesterday, he told Fox News that he is proud of his accomplishments. However, he leaves office with low public approval ratings, and turns over to his successor a nation that is at war and in the midst of an economic crisis. *whew*

This reminds me of a joke I got a couple of months ago...

An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that wecan take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have himlooking for work in six weeks..."

A German doctor says "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of oneperson, put it in another, and have him looking for work in fourweeks..."

A Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that wecan take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and havethem both looking for work in two weeks..."

The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys are way behind, werecently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the WORLD is looking for work!

haha!